Even if you don’t know who DJ Khaled is, you probably heard some of his, ahem, “output.” Auto-tuned, yet monotonous, bragging. Generic hip-hop shouting, snares like diarrhoea, and guest stars all over the shop.  He’s doing well out of it. An interview of absolutely powder-puff questions in the NYT (“Tell me about how you manage to be so […]


Riding to work. Listening in one ear to music. Song playing: Elliot Smith: a question mark.  [Long press on the headphone remote.] “Di-donk.” “Rate this song five stars” Di-dink “Ok. I’ve. Rated that song. Five. Out of. Five”